Sunday, July 29, 2007

Adam & Eve: That Couple Who Wears Leaves

Adam & Eve. What more can I say? I didn't get them a picture, because, let's put it this way...finding these pictures was a frightening experience. For them, we're talking naked people. Ewww. So here's their dreary story- I kinda regret putting them on here now:

According to the Bible, Adam was created. God wanted him to have a wife, so they made him Eve. From his rib. So they're thrilled and running around- not with the leaves on, yet- when God says,''YOU SHALL LIVE HERE, IN EDEN, BUT YOU MAY NOT EAT FRUIT FROM THAT TREE!!!!!!!!'' And points at the Tree of Knowledge. So they nod like two-year olds and are running around until a serpent beckons to Eve.[Yes, because it's never the guy] and tells her to eat a fruit from the tree, because she will know everything. Eve does this naively, and Adam does as well. Then they realize they are naked, and that's when the leaves come in. God banishes them from Eden and into the dark, cruel world, where sin now lurks. And they give birth to the world's first murderer, Cain. Nice. Yah, remember we have to thank for a lot.

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